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Grease God

Someone who is typically sweaty or unreasonably good at a video game
Person 1: "Did you see that dude hit a 360 noscope?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking grease god."
by MuffinHatesMath August 12, 2024
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Grease pencil

A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis
'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'

'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'
by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022
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grease the pole

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole
by E snow23 January 18, 2023
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Hot Grease

When you catch a fish so nice you have no choice but to throw it on the hot grease.
(Jimmy caught a fish)"HOT GREASE!"
by Definitioner3000 January 24, 2024
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Grease-balls

Grease-balls is a term that expresses your happiness over some annoying either leaving or not talking in a group chat. Its like a secret code.
"finally grease-balls" "grease-ball"
by ilovepepsi420 December 26, 2021
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 27, 2012
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