A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).
Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...
by ASDFinator2000 May 08, 2018
(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
by @&@9/11 September 18, 2015
Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.
Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
by ConformistGorilla January 25, 2014
For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
by lufquote April 30, 2013
When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck
John Goodman has a muffin neck.
by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013
by Emily Bean September 15, 2014
Muffin twin is the best person you can imagine. Not everyone can have a muffin twin in their life, but if you have a chance, then you should grab it ASAP. Don't let muffin twin go - it's a win for you and that person will be your best friend for lifetime.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
by Muffin twin January 01, 2019