The Red Moon

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E, damn it The Red Moon is a horny bitch. UwU

by UwU Human Being March 25, 2021

moonbat

n. A word used by hard-line conservatives to refer to liberals. A fairly silly portmanteau of the words "moon" and "bat," it might be meant to indicate "batting at the moon" as an analogy to attempting to achieve unachievable or unrealistic goals. In general, however, use of this word marks the user himself as the insane, or at the very least, silly, one.

Oh my god, can you believe those moonbats protesting against warrantless wiretaps of Murrikans? Why can't they just obey everything their president does?!?

by SkidMarkyMark August 6, 2008

moon jelly

Northeast Atlantic coast: tiny, harmless, translucent sea creatures from two to three inches across that resemble jellyfish but do not actually sting their food.

Southeast Atlantic coast: usually about six to eight inches in diameter, a jellyfish that is mildly venomous and identifiable by its four pink horseshoe-shaped markings.

Northeast Pacific coast: up to about fifteen inches in diameter, a jellyfish that doesn't have the long tentacles usually associated with its kind but a short fringe that sweeps food to its mucous layer right under the bell.

"When I was younger," said Sarah, "I would never go swimming when we went to the beach because I was terrified of finding a moon jelly."

by tomato-greens December 9, 2005

Moon Chin

An act of being a Reade in extreme ways, defining craters on the lower lip of Whiteman.

Wow, he is such a moon chin, look at his Readeiness.

by udictionaryfan May 3, 2011

moon baby

refers to june or july cancers. the zodiac cancer is ruled by the moon and those born under it are thus referred to as ‘moon babies’

I was born on July 10. I’m a moon baby.

by forevelyn June 21, 2018

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Involuntaris Version

Tourettes Syndrome Moonanis Version - is by far the most serious rendering the carrier almost totally insane. Main symptoms are involuntary body movements and uncontrollable verbage. These always include socially inappropriate words and phrases - coprolalia-moonanis.

" I went to Hungary in July and still had the horn at Christmas" -
"Phwoar look at that bird over there.... horn"
"Would you like a cup of tea? one lump or two?"

by Corva December 15, 2004

Moon landing

A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.

Two men in a gym locker room bend over at the same time while facing away from each other and their naked butts bump:

"Oh, oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"

"What? Was that your first moon landing?"

by lacygirl1126 January 31, 2010