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smell mouse 

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
smell mouse by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020
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smell mouse 

A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
smell mouse by Jaba Shanks March 3, 2020

Mickey Mouse 

Black dude wearing red homemade pampers
Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs

Gutter Mouse 

Some one that is or was a naive street kid due to reasons such as abuse or neglect, disability, or discrimination.
All we are is gutter mice, we might not talk about it, but we are./ This gutter mouse got caught for graffiti.
Gutter Mouse by FThem Cloud August 15, 2020

Mystery mouse contul 

When your girl is so amazing and sexy she/he is always happy bubbly out going and loves kids show
Damn your girl is so mystery mouse contul
Mystery mouse contul by Your bigirl September 12, 2020

Mickey Mouse 

A mouse that has a life better than mine
Mickey Mouse a mouse that’s a nig
Mickey Mouse by Thelifemistake September 15, 2020

Mickey Mouse's Obsession 

Mickey Mouse's Obsession is when you like hot dogs. It is called Mickey Mouse's Obsession because he made a song on how much he likes hot didgety dogs.
Person 1: Dang, I have a case of Mickey Mouse's Obsession.
Person 2: THE FUCK BRO YOU HIGH?!