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Meth month

When someone on meth does stupid shit ,or steal from someone ,friend or family ,close person to them. They will disappear out of your life for a out a month than reappear and act like nothing happened and you forgot about the reason you should be upset.
My buddy came and borrowed my truck, got it impounded and left me paying all the fees to get my truck home. A meth month goes by and what do you know my buddy decides to show his face again and act like it never happened and we are still best friends.
by Lowfur March 11, 2025
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best friend head awareness month

a month celebrated world wide in march by giving your best friends head to show them how much they mean to you !
hey rachel let’s have a best friend head sesh for best friend head awareness month!
by user19377383 March 16, 2025
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Pride Month

June, the month of the year Tik Tok Drag Queens chose to go to war with anyone who believes anything 2000 year old book written by trolls says.

The month of the year single pub going women compete with each other to see how many friends that identify as a gender other than male or female they can make. Bonus points are awarded to women who can find a young person who's parents have disowned them and say 'I'll be your Mum now ROAR!'

The month of the year companies put up stripy coloured flags and act as if this shows support for anyone.

The month of the year extreme right wing news services constantly publish stories about anyone other than male or female gender and go Karen about them. Other than at that its a nice warm sunny month if you live in the west.
If you want to avoid Pride Month, then avoiding town centres and social media is recommended.
by Goth Doll June 1, 2024
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Poopy Penis Month

Every June we celebrate Poopy Penis Month. It's a month to celebrate all the Poopy Penis' (and lesbians). Not to be confused with Pride Month, which is totally different... This is about men who stick their Randy Savage in another man's Chris Benoit. It IS NOT AN OFFENSIVE TERM. IF YOU WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY POOPY PENIS MONTH, AND THEY GET ANGRY, THEY ARE HOMOPHOBIC.
Hey Alex Bowman, Happy Poopy Penis month. Good luck in your race.
by SliceEmUp June 14, 2024
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International Football Month

November was the official Month the best sport on earth was invented.
International Football Month is the best month ever
by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024
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Men's mental health month

HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! REALLY!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is for compliant men only. CLEARLY!
Hym "Yeah, men's mental health month is an absolute joke. Conservatives are invoking the idea that pride month has overshadowed it. You don't give a shit about either. You don't actually believe in a mental health paradigm outside of 'doing a the bible' vs 'not doing a the bible.' Your religion is an incest slavery cult. And, as my Street Fighter 6 main would say, 'Go to heaven!' "
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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