Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025

Grab Thighs Month

Grab Thighs Month is a holiday that takes place during the whole month of September where you get to grip anybody's thighs wether they be bf/gf, friend, coworker, etc.

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for grabbing his thighs but it's grab thighs month so it's fine

by oogabooga55 August 29, 2025

Business month

A "business month" refers to a time period used in business operations, planning, or accounting that counts only **business days**—typically Monday through Friday—while excluding weekends (Saturday and Sunday) and public holidays. The duration of a business month varies depending on the specific month and the holidays observed in a given region or country. For example, a business month might consist of 20 to 23 business days in a typical 30- or 31-day month, after excluding weekends and holidays like New Year’s Day, Thanksgiving, or regional observances. This concept is often used for scheduling, project timelines, financial calculations, or performance metrics, ensuring that only working days are considered when measuring time or productivity.

Even though it birthdays are around 100 days apart it's more like 2 business months.

by Mimunoz102 August 29, 2025

that time of the month

This phrase refers to the time when a girl / woman starts menstruating again.

I can't believe I forgot to bring snacks; it's that time of the month, and I need all the chocolate I can get!

by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025

ENVY Month

A fucking retard

ENVY Month placed his rocket ult on cart

by steals721 October 12, 2025

National grind anyone month

From the start of November to December 1st, you are legally allowed to grind anyone- whether your friend, your crush, your homeboy, your homegirl, your teacher and they must accept it. During this period, the grinded must not tell anyone what happened. If this rule is broken. The person who grinded them can do whatever they want do them.

"Why did you tell the officer"( James )
" Now I can do whatever i want to you, including fucking " ( Sarah )

" Why?" ( James )
" Cuz it's National grind anyone Month" ( Sarah )
" I dont mind it " ( James )

by KonjacShuanglover67 November 24, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 4, 2025