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Mongolian Matador

A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.
The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
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Mangelactic shock

the stage of terror after a mangela gets you
Poor Justin, he’s still in Mangelactic Shock, she only just left his flat 30min ago
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Mangelar fever

the fear of having a mangela on you.
man, he’s got mangelar fever – she after him tonight!”
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Mongolian Wind Chime

A sexual act in which the female is underneath a standing male and he starts titty fucking her. While this is happening the Female gives gim a rim job.
"Dude me and this chick totaly had a Mongolian Wind Chime goin the other night!"
by nkivs May 27, 2009
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mingelet

Someone acting like a pussy or the general vaginal area.
Quit crying you mingelet it's just a scratch.
by represedasshole November 25, 2009
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mangelitis

A severe case of mangelitis is also known as getting completely shithoused with all your friends.
AJ,Lindsay,Devin,and Debra came down with a severe case of mangelitis tonight
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Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.
Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D
by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011
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