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mike schuler

a species with a general liking of the ween, or male genitals, or cock! Also known as venetian for liking dick, or cock, in and around the poop schute.
Wow! Don't be so Mike Schuler!
by cowpie819 October 12, 2010
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Mike Dirnt

The bassist of Green Day. Sexy. Hung.
Proof that there is perfection in this world.
by B.J. February 9, 2005
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fat mike

fat mike is the coolest man known to walk the planet. Also one of the most incredibly smartest, in more than one way. For those of you who disagree, turn off the radio, and listen to the music.

baa baa baa is what the sheep say. The radio is your sheperd. Follow your sheperd, little sheep. Follow him.
by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004
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rock the mike

first of all rock the mike does not mean a bj....it means to rip it in a freestyle or rhyme
A: you ready for this battle bro?
B: yo...i finna rock the mike
by James White July 9, 2004
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Mike Bibby

a point guard on the Atlanta Hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. Examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong enough to make a three, not being able to play any form of defense, and taking up six million dollars a year in team salaries. However, he is able to perform useless skills like alley-oop passing exceedingly well.

Mike Bibby also is unable to speak a form of english that people can understand.
Commentator 1: "...and Mike Bibby pulls up for the three and lets fire.....Airball."
Commentator 2: "Mike Bibby is really not performing well today, he's 0-6 from the field."
Commentator 1: "Hey, at least he can make some alley-oop passes."

Post-Game Interview with Mike Bibby:
Interviewer: "So Mike, what do you think of your four points in today's game against the magic?"
Bibby: "I be thinki' dat mah alley-oop passin' id good"
Interviewer: "What?!?"
by #1 mike bibby fan May 2, 2010
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mike jones

rapper with some talent, but can say his own name 300 times per minute
mike jones!! who? mike jones!
by nig00h May 16, 2006
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Mike Tyson

This term is used in English 8 ball pool where the last ball to be potted is the black. The term describes a particularly tough black.
Person 1: Looks like John's won this game.
Person 2: Yeah but he's got to pot that Mike Tyson first.
by Ben Gee July 15, 2007
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