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A Matthew is a sweet, caring, guy, who may not always be the perfect looking guy of your dreams, but he's above and beyond in every other category. If you have a Matthew in your life, you may soon fall in love with him, if you already haven't. Keep him close, as you would regret losing him.
That Matthew lookin good
Matthew by Matthew2048 February 19, 2022
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Matthew by Milf Hunter Matthew February 21, 2022
Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.
I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.
Matthew by potatodonkey February 24, 2022
Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.
Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!
Matthew by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022
A person who has not watched the office.
Don’t be a Matthew check out this amazing series.
Matthew by Bruiser85b March 4, 2022
a boy who fly's planes and gets all the bitches
Matthew stop kissing all the girls
Matthew by shoe poo March 6, 2022
A very cute boy who loves girls and is short and smelly and smells like cheese. YO WANT TO MARRY HIM!
Do you see that boy over there? his name is Matthew andhe's so cute