Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

Mask

Disks n

Person 1: “do you have your mask?”
Person 2: “ofc”

by Unknown15677 January 29, 2022

Riley Mask

A red haired bitch who is submissive and breedable

Brittney: “hey did you see that girl today, she looks just like Riley Mask”

by diabetic101 September 20, 2022

Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)

"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"

by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013

Tuxedo Mask

Popular MC from the franchise “Sailor Moon. He is canonically FRUITY.

*throws a rose* I’m not GAY. I just don’t like to see girls fighting over me all the time😤
-Tuxedo Mask

by anonymous September 18, 2022

Mask law

A law made by people, by humans just like every other human that wears a mask. A new way to try and lock someone up, just like trespassing laws are an older way of trying to lock someone up. It's not a good way for a business to do business, though it is a good way for a business to keep a few people from doing business there. That is, if it is just business, and it's not personal. If it is still just for a business to keep their Bill's paid, and nothing else.

The mask law was a new way to try and run a few people off, besides that masks reduced virus transmissions by, in the medical professionals and scientists own words, single digit percentages. There was essentially no good reason to lock somebody up for not having a mask on.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020