Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Mario

The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.

"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi

by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022

Mario dezio

Male who can be both douchey and interested in mainly men. Can be super cool and fun to hang out with but also hide in the closet.

Dude, that guy is acting like such a mario dezio.

by Violet summerss May 6, 2022

Mario

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by MarioLover123 May 11, 2022

Amiibo Mario

A Mario Amiibo in a wedding suit (Super Mario Odessey)

I used my Amiibo Mario on Amiibo tap on my WiiU and it gave me Super Mario Bros.

by nothign nothing nothing notthi September 16, 2022

Mario-Karting

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.

Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022

Mario

You think he will be italian but then you meet him and he's a short egyptian with a hefty beard.

"woah who's that"
"Mario"

by peepepepepepee October 9, 2022