May 11

Grab tities day.

Boys go wild.
Girls if you wanna get them back grab their dick.

Guy, *grabs girls tits*
Girl, “hey why did you do that”
Guy, “it’s May 11”
Girl, “oh yeah” *grabs guys dick*

by Got em kehd May 10, 2019

Cape May

A pretty nice beach in New Jersey. Like any other beach it's buzzing in Summer and dead in Winter. It has some nice stores and lots of old Victorian style buildings. It also has a concrete sunken ship. Carney's and Henry's are the best places to eat.

If you really want to see a sunken concrete ship, go to Cape May.

by Choclat Puddin September 28, 2008

May 25

May 25 is national grab ass, titties, pussy and dick day for bitches but if your a real freak than this day is where you fuck all day or even lose your virginity

Have fun on May 25

by Big slipper April 14, 2019

May 25

The realest niggas bday, loyal nd friendly asl is this mans. Gotcho self a day 1 with this bday ya hurd!

Person 1: damn it's May 25th, is it anyone's bday?
Person 2: yeah I think it's that kid steven's bday.
Person 1: damn that brotha a G you feel? realest day 1 EVER
Person 2: facts bro, you right, you right.

by sk52504 November 1, 2019

May 4

National eat booty day. We already know there’s this day, but if you and your mans are feeling lucky, have a 2nd day.

Man 1: Aye how was your May 4
Man 2: Aw dude it was amazing. I ate the whole ass
Man 1: Good job dude
May 2: Thanks Bro

by Heinz_Ketchup May 31, 2018

May 31st

Suck dick on trampoline day

Yo bro it’s may 31st wanna go trampolining

by Love kids October 17, 2019

May 24th

International day of cheese time

-Xander: It’s May 24th!
-Everyone Else: Cheese time!

by Eskeskesk123 May 24, 2019