Headache machine

A friends younger sibling, usually very annoying and loud. Talks too much and is relentlessness in questions and annoying or retarded antics.

Nick: Seb, your cousin marcel is such a fucking headache machine.

Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.

by Nick Brizz August 17, 2011

Slut Machine

Slut Machine is named after the similarity of the motion used with a slot machine

When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating

So this chicks boobs were popping out and I went up to here and gave her the slut machine

by BirdMan_717 September 13, 2016

Lean Machine

Someone who eats a lot of veggies, has a toned bod, very little body fat, and can hike anywhere at any time.

Will surprise almost everyone with their body strength. Usually tanned. Would definitely be the type who goes to cross fit/soul cycle classes.

Have you seen Harry's summer body?
Oh my gosh he's a LEAN MACHINE

by TacosBellPeppersandBURRITOS July 23, 2018

Nezzy Machine

The first installment of Noah Martinez, he died in battle after getting a gold medal in a Karate tournament and evolved into the Nezzy Machine Mark II.
He was a faggot.

Fran "Do you remember the Nezzy Machine?"
Ollie "Yes he was a faggot."

by The Nezzy Machine Mark X September 29, 2021

chocolate frosty machine

A DRW who takes multiple loads of semen up the ass and pushes it out . May or may not be combined with a chocolate frosty.

After the orgy last night she was a chocolate frosty machine.

by Mar'scorpio July 20, 2009

mcdonalds shake machine

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

Slap-ass gum-ball machine

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.

The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.

by Kentucky kfc January 27, 2022