Double lock

The act of locking your bedroom door and locking your bathroom door before beginning masturbation

I always double lock before I rub one out don't want my rommie to see my dick

by TheOnlyOne August 16, 2012

jinx lock lock

'Jinx lock lock' is the next level to 'Jinx' where when someone says something at the same time as you, you shout 'Jinx Lock Lock' - this then double locks their lips effectively silencing them until someone says their 'full name' three times. This is a double super-duper jinx and is a well know binding verbal contract between cool street kids - particularly growing up in the 90's in Twerton/Whiteway, Bath.
If the jinx lock lock person speaks before they are released, they get double beats and noogies.

Cool girl 1 & 2: OMG I LOVE ROLLER BLADING
*pause*
Cool girl 1: JINX LOCK LOCK
Cool girl 2: *sulks*
Cool Girl 1: haha you can't talk now until someone says your full name three times, silence biatch!

by Cool Girl 1 January 9, 2014

Caps lock warrior

A person who is determined to troll you intentionally or not by spelling in ALL CAPS.

Troll: HEY SMOSH CAN YOU GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT!?!?!?

Sensible Person: Looks like we found a CAPS LOCK WARRIOR!

by Thick'ems March 5, 2014

hoe locker

used when talking about a slut who gets a lot of dick inside her, like a locker has a lot of things inside of it

Can you believe Janet has slept with like 6 guys already this week? She's such a hoe locker

by joshstan November 2, 2016

Seat lock

When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.

You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.

by @yung._.princee May 31, 2018

School Lockdown

A threat affecting certain school environments. It could be minor, or serious. A minor one would allow class to continue, on the condition that no one can leave the room. A serious one could mean there's imminent danger, and you need to be hidden, quiet, and vigilant. They're always to be taken seriously, because you never know if it's a false alarm or not.

Man, I still can't believe this damn place called a school lockdown cuz a toilet broke.

by SKRealTime February 2, 2019

Piss Lock

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.

"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"

by DatJackieB November 18, 2019