kevin

loud, annoying, obnoxious he is someone you want to kill every time you hear his voice, he is short, and weak he could get beat up by a feather

omg i HATE kevin i want to punch him

by cxdfghjmnbvcfdgtyhujk,mjnbvfc May 3, 2019

kevin

basically a terrorist

stop destroying my house like a kevin

by urbandiamondwordmaster April 16, 2019

Kevin

A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy

Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, I’m scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.

by pizzajona August 12, 2019

Kevin

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll

Kevin is so weird

by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019

Kevin

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.

I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.

by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

Kevin

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.

Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death

by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 9, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is basically a kid with a huge penis. Although it’s huge girls tend not to like him because he is very unattractive. Socially awkward.

Kevin is so awesome!

by Eekiekeekie December 2, 2018