James Corden

An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :

a:) Being Clinically Obese

b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.

Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.

Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.

Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!

Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'

Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'

by Mike Leigh, Smartarse June 28, 2010

I'm Rick James...Bitch!

First stated on the Dave Chapelle show On COMEDY Central. The act of Being able to do any thing at any time or Place. Any easy Excuse!

<wiping muddy boots on a White couch> Your excuse...I'm Rick James...BITCH!!

by Sarah December 22, 2004

James Charles

a 19 year old who has lost all his friends and subs. he tries to manipulate straight men into turning gay. he is a mess. bye sisters!

james charles: omg i love that guy i wanna get him in bed ;))))
tati: james, hes straight.
james charles: doesnt matter im a celebrity

by willne top shagger May 11, 2019

james pepper

some1 who fancies ms paul and malcolm in the middles mum

james p, the best

by rafi May 20, 2004

james gang

n. any bunch of losers who talk a lot of smack: named after Lebron James and co.

We are going to beat you two ways from Tuesday. You will be lucky to come in second!

Don't make me smile! You and yours are such a james gang.

by gnostic1 December 11, 2011

James Pope

tall freak, who gets in with all the teaching faculty at his place of learning. Always seems to have some physical impairment and frequently gtes into heated arguments about pointless subjects.

James Pope

by The Real Satin August 20, 2013

James Fridman

A man on the internet who deliberately does what his fans ask him to photoshop.

James Fridman literally closed her boyfriends pants in the photo.

by Winston Sisk February 7, 2017