Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.
Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.
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Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!
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Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
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Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
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