the internets

An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.

When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."

by Zachary A August 26, 2005

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 10, 2005

International Monetary Fund

(ECONOMICS) international bank created after World War 2 to coordinate currency stabilization. Main policy tool consists of lending money to central bank of countries facing a liquidity crisis.

In some cases, as when a member government is insolvent, the IMF will impose a structural adjustment program (SAP) requiring the government to jettison programs it has to serve the poor. For this reason, the IMF is often harshly criticized.

It is often said that the International Monetary Fund makes economic crises worse by imposing the same austerity program everywhere, thereby further reducing a member state's ability to pay its sovereign debt.

(Another way of putting this is that the IMF's policies are pro-cyclical

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

Mad On The Internet

When someone gets upset on the internet, they are "mad on the internet." This is similar to being mad in real life, but never justifiable, and will always make one look particularly bad or stupid.

People are always getting mad on the internet at me just because I'm never wrong and know how to keep my cool.

by Fungusmonk July 25, 2011

internet sarcasm

1. Heavy handed, obvious.

2. Non-existent.

I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or not. Well, that's internet sarcasm for you.

by Xylemicarious January 9, 2009

Internshit

Having a shitty internship or not looking forward to the prospect of having to look for an internship

"what are you plans this week?"
"oh I have to take care of this internshit it sucks!"

or

"what are those papers about?"
"oh thats just internshit"

by hyver345 July 6, 2009

intercheerial relationship

Sexual relations between two persons, male female, male male, and when lucky, female female, on different cheer teams.

Person 1: "Did you hear Marley from CA is getting porked by Jerry from Pacific Coast Magic?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're totally in a intercheerial relationship."

by cheerproawesomekid1 June 27, 2011