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Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
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male hoe

1) Talks to a numerous amounts of women
2) Has sex with a numerous amounts of women
3) Believes hes a player yet got everyone fucked up
Ex) That male hoe not mine if he talking to Keisha, Megan and Theresa that's there man now. Stacey cant talk to male hoes that doesn't even mix
by $mullah June 5, 2014
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Robo-hoe

Robo-hoe: the more common slang version of robot-whore, referring to a non human, synthetic being that offers services in the world’s oldest profession.
Yo, did you see Joe bought himself a robo-hoe? I guess we won’t be seeing him around any time soon.
by Frankie’s Bones August 19, 2018
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Hoe duck

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She might think she's right about everything. She can be a bit obsessive and delusional too. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin
"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"
by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020
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Hoe Floor

The action of fucking and killing many hoes. So many you can fill every inch of you house with dead bodies .
Yo Tim girl friend Calysta was my final one. She is the final dead bodies to finish my Hoe floor.
by Homieslice of the Negro September 2, 2016
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Hoe Hug

When a male is walking with his female partner(girlfriend, wife, prostitute, etc) and his arm is draped across the back of her neck and over the shoulder, giving that hand the freedom to chunk deuces, gang signs, or any other obvious sign, thus still showing love for his girl and never losing swagger.
I saw a man and a women walking down the street. At first I thought they were friends, but then I noticed his arm around her, and his hanging hand in constant motion to every brother who walked by. I then realized they were locked in a hoe hug.
by a_dirty_panda November 21, 2010
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virtual hoe

A girl who only hoe's around online and media but when you are with her in person they are not down in what they say.
This girl is such a virtual hoe, she sent me 3 nudes last night, but in person she won't even let me touch her.
by DS66 May 7, 2016
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