bottom texting

When your a bottom in sex and they ain't doing good so you pull out your phone.

Person one"Why didn't you come with the boys yesterday?"
Person two"I should have, but I letting my girl ride me"
Person one"Thats better than hanging with us"
Person two"No, I was bottom texting"

by mhcool10 March 21, 2017

Drunk text

A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.

It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.

Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.

by you better thank me for this June 1, 2010

texting off

to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am

X: This guy just texted me. He wants to meet me later for sloppy seconds after he brings his girlfriend home.

B: What is he in the bathroom texting off?

by battichica January 19, 2007

text off

texting many messages to a sex interest for later while you are in the midst of hanging out with someone you don't want to be with

While with chubby girlfriend number one, Carlos decided to text off "you're hot", followed by "wanna hook up later", followed by "after 2 when i get out of work", followed by "you naughty thing you" to girlfriend number two.

by xibalbalola January 19, 2007

Text Education

The teaching of the younger generation about texting habits.such as bulling.texting while driving texting in school and or at work .exc

Kid-Yeah my mom signed me up for text education at school this year.

Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha

by troubledemon July 18, 2010

Jew Texting

A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.

Quit jew texting.

by That polish kid1 December 16, 2008

text twin

1. An SMS phenomenon whereby the same numeric sequence produces a word other than the one intended that nevertheless bears some direct relation to the intended word.

2. There is another class where the relationship is less direct yet one is left with the feeling that the text twin provides some wry comment on the intended word.

3. Where the same numeric sequence produces more than two somehow-related words, we enter the territory of "text-tuplets"

1.“lips” is the text twin of “kiss”; “eat” is the text twin of “fat”

2. “bummer” is the text twin of “atones”; “lazy” is the text twin of “jazz”

3. any suggestions?

by slow.burner March 26, 2007