pizza horny

When you absolutely have to have pizza, above all other needs or wants. This may cause the afflicted to commit various heinous acts or debase themselves in order to fulfill this need.

Fuck. I would do anything right now for some delicious crust, melty cheese, and delectable toppings. I'm straight-up pizza horny, dogg! I'm gonna knock off a liquor store to get me some cash to make this happen tonight.

by ProtonFire May 12, 2020

Horny Slayer

Horny Slayer is a person that slayes horny people ( kills them ) or locks them inside The Grand Horny Jail. They are respected for what they do.

Person 1: Yeah im Horny Slayer, im killing Horny people.
Person 2: Oh... What do you do with them?
Person 1: I kill them or just trow them into Horny Jail.
Person 2: Nice.

by SSpoon August 22, 2021

horny food

pistacchio.

“i’m in love with pistacchio”
x: “oh so you’re horny”
pistacchio is the horny food

by baka ya July 10, 2022

horny loser

me

I am a horny loser

by zukaty July 5, 2022

Horny hug

A horny hug is when you hug someone while horny and you both want sex

Person 1: Last night I gave Jane a horny hug.
Person 2: Well did you have sex?
Person 1: Yeah it was awesome!

by Totally not a lizard person January 25, 2023

horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020

Horny Swipe

A female who is not really attractive (5 or below on the scale) who you swiped right on on Tinder, because you were really horny and you lowered you standards because you just wanted someone to put your penis in their mouth. Usually you match with her some hours later when you're no longer horny and proceed to un-match with her before any of your buds can give you shit.

"Hey look, I got a match on Tinder *proceeds to check match's profile* Damn she's ugly, must've been a Horny Swipe"

Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser

Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick

by barge_lalls69 September 14, 2021