Golden Knight

A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady.

Richard: "Bro, I Golden Knighted my girlfriend last night!"
George: "What the fuck is that?"
Richard: "A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady"

by thegoldenknight February 1, 2017

golden rivet

A Naval prank played on new ship members for them to search for a golden rivet in the ships structure. Commonly ambiguous with a homosexual act as an "initiation" of the person. The latter is the generally accepted civilian meaning, however it is not referred to by anyone in the Navy, nor is the term spoken of.

You'll be part of the crew once you find the golden rivet.

by Zebde March 20, 2007

Golden Shower

1)To urinate on another human being for sexual gratification, usually by somebody who's never heard the words "personal" and "hygene" strung together in the same sentence.

"Jenny was running late for work, so instead of a regular shower involving hot water and soap, John just gave her a quick golden shower and she was on her way."

by James October 18, 2003

Golden Gate Bridge

A glorious variant on the famed Eiffel Tower, it is a sexual act in which two girls are down on all fours, or doggy style if you prefer, and each has an end of a double-sided dildo inserted in each of their vaginas. Simultaneously, each of the girls is performing felatio on a man. The two touch hands over the girls' backs to complete the bridge.

Julia and Malen had sore vaginas and marshmallow mouth the day after forming the Golden Gate Bridge with the two homeless gentlemen they entertained last night.

by Dirty Pete March 24, 2007

golden opportunity

an excellent and rare opportunity

This is my golden opportunity to redeem myself.

by Light Joker June 24, 2005

golden gopher

WHen you're fucking a chick doggie style, and you start nawing on her back, and you piss inside of her.

Since I couldn't piss into my loafer, I gave dat chick a golden gopher.

by ade2 December 5, 2007

Golden

being at a state of drunkeness between tipsy and beyond f*ed up. Being at this state will allow you have the optimum level of awesomeness at the party.

*Two girls looking at another girl throwing up and almost passing out*

Girl 1- "Beth is way past being Golden."

by Mylanya November 9, 2010