goggle n gargle

when you get good head off someone that wears glasses

got some goggle n gargle the other night, was decent

by LJD2807 May 23, 2023

Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.

"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"

by Uncle Virg December 04, 2020

Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.

I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!

by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire October 01, 2014

Clout gang goggles

Worn to block out dem haters

She wore those clout gang goggles to ignore the haters

by Buckle July 10, 2018

goggling

derived from the term google-oggling, which refers to the act of oggling stuff people google.

It is mostly used in the depths of IRC channels, but has recently made it's way to the surface as a mainstream phrase.

he spent his time goggling the women on his google image search for 'garter'.

by Hexbomber January 04, 2011

Goggle boy

A nice but stranger man who wears goggles usually welding goggles around town daily. Rarely says a word just a friendly stranger who I more than a 4 eyes.

Hey rick you saw that weirdo ? Oh you mean goggle boy don’t be scared he’s nice.

by The turret December 14, 2020