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Arabian goggles

To place your testis’ on someone’s eye sockets and let you your penis drape over their nose, thus producing a more’ eastern’ looking nose
When the wind kicked up the sand, I gave my girl the Arabian goggles to prevent sand from penetrating her eyes and nasal passages
by Hip hop potamus August 4, 2022
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Nog Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.
"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"
by Pyewacket December 15, 2013
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Mason Goggles

When your standard for a guy you would have sex with is drastically lowered because you attend George Mason University.
Heard she started going out with Greg, I think she just gas a serious case of mason goggles.
by PooptyWhooptyScoop September 30, 2021
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Single goggles

When you're single, this can occur at any point, and everyone around you starts becoming attractive and you start to develop pointless crushes on anyone who spends any kind of time with you.
"Dude, I think I am falling in love with the girl who sits behind me in chemistry."
"She has a boil on her chin, and smells like old baking grease... it's just the single goggles, bro."
by BuckinNightmare September 6, 2017
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Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.
M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012
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Saki Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.
I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.
by BigBlake August 3, 2012
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Pigeon Goggling

When humans scream and oddly flap their arms to get rid of feathered pests such as pigeons.
I wish people would stop pigeon goggling it's disturbing my teatime.
by Doctortheoliusmacdonaldo December 17, 2014
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