The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.
I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.
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Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.
"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"
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The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.
What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
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The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.
We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.
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LupinIIIFan: Where the fuck does SyncRapper live???
Guestwith9: He lives in Cherry Hills Community Church, which is in Highlands ranch Colorado, USA
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A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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