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crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023
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Gravy Flower

1. An adorable, cute, fun, out-going, funny, interesting, brunette white girl who plays clarinet and loves to hear all of the latest tea and can occasionally be a lil petty. But that's okay. We still love her.

2. A lil bitch.
Bruh: "Check out that petty white girl. But she kinda cute tho ngl."
Bruh 2: "Well if it isn't the Gravy Flower! She's adorable, but still has her flaws."
by turnipchewerlolxd69 October 9, 2019
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Prince of flowers

Prince of flowers is a title given to a person who is seen as delicate and kind, I've met a guy who I believe deserves such a title.
He is the most kindest and smartest guy in all the land, with the softest smile and the prettiest eyes, he is as gentle and delicate as a flower and as royal and beloved as any king. He is loyal and wise, caring and loving, words can not describe his presence, the Prince of flowers is someone really hard to find, I'm lucky enough to even have met him let alone call him friend, he has been there for me through thick and thin, rain or shine and he'll always be mine. Never once has the Prince of flowers let me down, when I was at my lowest it was him who lent me a hand, I've never felt happier.

However he is also a bit mischievous and a bit of a perv but all in all a sweetheart, he can get even the saddest of people to crack a smile or giggle, not even a person with a heart of stone could keep a straight face around him. Though the Prince himself so dignified barely smiles, well until now.
He has soft neat hair, beautiful eyes, a few freckles and his food of choice, stew.
This man is the definition of perfect.
He is also quite fond of space, and though so perfect, the Prince too is human and makes mistakes but makes it special is that he acknowledges it and takes responsibility, when he makes a mistake he apologies and owns up to it.

I love you my Prince of flowers and I always will, nothing in this world could keep us apart <3
Person1: omg this guy is the sweetest most kindest I love him so muchhdjdksnd
Person2: sooo a Prince of flowers?
by Little bird <3 April 29, 2022
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a flower liberal

a flower liberal is someone who is a liberal in an old school idea of it but in a way of the hippies they may not agree with the modern-day ideals of the Liberals though they do have a lot of progressive ideals but they believe you should be nice to everybody even conservatives and people you don't agree with a flower liberal given that name puts on lot of vintage and retro clothing from the 60s and 70s or something similar they're mostly musicians or artists types or even poets something else what sets them apart from normal everyday modern liberals is there conspiracy bent like they're putting poison in their water or the government emotes virus on purpose
John is such a flower liberal he wants love and peace and he even loves conservatives even
by flowerliberal April 5, 2024
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Flower Trap

When a heterosexual man matches with a transgender woman on a dating app, leading to them hooking up with each other later on, not knowing the person is trans until it's too late.
"John was making out and fondling with Michelle in his car, but suddenly felt a penis down there."

"No way! Talk about a flower trap!"
by Chaos ZT May 29, 2022
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Wilted flower

When a man’s has an orgasm and he ejaculates, then his penis becomes soft and loses its erection.
His dick became a wilted flower after sex.
by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019
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Wound Flower

A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.

This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.

Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)
I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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