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Flaming Bulldozer

This is when two members of a party (Could be Male + Male, or Male + Female) get a bottle of rubbing alcohol, the one member proceeds to dab some on a cloth,and rub the cloth around the rim of the others asshole.
Then the receiver pans out with his (Or her) ass in the hair, while the other is positioned in a harness attached to a crane and is lifted approx 30 feet in the air, and is dropped at the sound of a horn.
On the way down, the falling member tries desperately to light his penis on fire, and if successful, catches the asshole of the other member on fire, then the objective is to put out the fire by humping, before serious injuries occur.
Ridge: Hey bro, me and my bitch are getting bored with our sex life, any ideas?

Nick: Nigga, you ever tried the flaming bulldozer?
by Etarc January 12, 2012
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Flaming heterosexual

Flaming heterosexual: 1. a person who communicates their preference for heterosexual sex often. 2. a person who tries to fulfill stereotypes of their sex's gender. 3. toxic masculinity 4. a homosexual trying to convince himself how straight he is through machismo 5. a violent, bigoted, right wing, veteran, rapey, dude with a beard.
The bearded fat guy at the union meeting talked about football all evening but when he said his dream was to open a automotive repair shop I told him to just stop being such a flaming heterosexual and sit somewhere else.
by справжнє May 31, 2019
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Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle

A gay sex position where 3 men cover their bodies in nacho cheese and one sets their hindquarters on fire. To initiate in th Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle one man does another in the anus, but only after he's used gasoline to set it on fire. Finally a third man spins around with his hands at a 90 degree angle saying, "Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle!!!"
Dude Fabio smells soooo bad...I think he did the Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle last night....lol
by Sexyback69 December 12, 2008
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Flamingo

A funny roblox you tuber with currently 2,012,559 subscribers (normally making fun of it) he sometimes does collabs with jayingee he's very odd and unique with a high pitched voice, and he has very big muscles.His original channel was albertsstuff which he never uploads on anymore.
ACCEPT IT PLEASE URBAN DICTIONARY THE FLAMINGO FANS NEED THIS!
by Weirdgamergirl October 7, 2018
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e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.
Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.
by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008
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flexing

" i was well flexing in the club last night"
by jenn March 18, 2004
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Flaming Palay

When you are fucking a girl and are about to cum, you light her pubes on fire and try to shoot them out with you're cum, if that doesnt work, you give her a swift kick to the crotch to extinguish the flames.
dude, funnyest thing right? last night I gave my girl the Flaming Palay.
by J Skeezy August 6, 2008
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