Fat Bastard

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.

Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.

by bosm January 28, 2009

Break Fat

When somebody takes a giant shit after eating lots of corn and red food-coloring, blends it in a blender with Gorilla Glue, broken glass and wood chips, then packs it into a hypodermic needle and injects it into their body where the most fat is found, waits for 20 minutes and has a friend get a steel baseball bat and hit the said area as hard as possible in a single swing.

"Dude, I got so horny yesterday that me and Jill had to break fat!!"

by Ibrokefat October 4, 2011

fat smacker

1. a gluttonous human. 2. a spoiled child.

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese

by McNa$ty August 5, 2012

fat bread

When you or an acquaintance makes good money.

Paul: Got my paycheck, $350.
Me: Fuck man you're makin' fat bread.
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Me: Can you afford a PS3?
Brother: Yes, I make fat bread.

by GI48 July 10, 2006

fat lap

The process of driving around the whole town with the intention of finding something to do. Often performed under cases of boredom

me an shaun are gonna take a fat lap, be back soon

by Macasarus December 8, 2007

Fat bet

A phrase used by someone either when someone else doubts they will do something that they are highly likely to do, or they hear someone mention something happening that they really want to happen.

A higher degree of the slang term 'bet'.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that *unliked coworker* might get fired?"
Coworker 2: "FAT BET."

by ManOfArks October 10, 2019

Cut the fat

To remove something that is unnecessary or superfluous.

I found that I could get to class on the bus, so instead of ALSO paying for the car, gas, registration, insurance, and maintenance.... I just cut the fat, and sold it.

by djdole April 17, 2019