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Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught
Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"
by Wanna date? November 10, 2019
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Fap-bussey

Verb to masturbate specificly with melted butter. Let's talk about buttered sausage what it is.
Alternatively to find your significant other has slept with someone who looks or acts like Gary bussey.

Also to wake up after a night out next to what looks like Gary Bussey
Don't eat at his house he masturbates with butter he's into fap-bussey.

I can't belive my girl she fapbusseied me. She slept with that creep at the bar

I woke up next to that creep from the bar I've been fap-bussied.

She always takes home creepy guys from the bar. She's living that fap-bussey life.
by Wordsmith1984 June 23, 2025
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Jackson fap jack

.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...

.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!

Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀
by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018
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Narrative Fapping

When a person can only masturbate to a piece of media if it has a clear narrative/story line.
Man I can't jack off to this piece of hentai. Wait a minute it has a story line!!! time to start narrative fapping.
by ZepherFish March 8, 2024
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Fap Gap

A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.
How long has your fap gap been going on?”

“Oh about two years now...”
by Ilovemybookshelves September 20, 2019
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fap cop

Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
by Macadamias May 18, 2014
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