by bic boi dan July 25, 2011
Get the facebook ghostingmug. Bob, "dude check out this girl's Facebook! Look how hot she is!"
Greg, "That girls in my English class shes fugly !"
Bob, "God dam Facebook Fakers!"
Greg, "That girls in my English class shes fugly !"
Bob, "God dam Facebook Fakers!"
by GREG LICKER December 13, 2010
Get the Facebook Fakermug. n; That person that uses their Facebook status to give by play by play of whatever sporting event they are watching.
v: Facebook Sportscasting - the act of updating your status after every play of whatever sport you are watching.
v: Facebook Sportscasting - the act of updating your status after every play of whatever sport you are watching.
On Sunday, during football season, Facebook is full of Facebook Sportscasters that keep updating us on how their team is doing.
by vic vega22 June 14, 2011
Get the Facebook Sportscastermug. The conversation that happens at work or school the day after a particularly significant status message is posted—referring to the content and either remarking on its wittiness or asking for more details. Can lead to awkward situations if someone in the near vicinity of the facebook followup is not a friend of the person who made the post.
Kyle: Man I wish Marla hadn't refused my friend request. She and Tim were having a facebook followup at the water cooler this morning and I had no idea what they were talking about.
Walter: Sucks to be you, doesn't it?
Walter: Sucks to be you, doesn't it?
by Commentator X August 18, 2011
Get the facebook followupmug. Facebook Guilt: An attempt to support or bring attention to a cause by posting a guilt-inducing status update along the lines of "If you believe/don't believe in ___________, repost for the next _______ minutes/hours/days;" the implication being that if you don't repost you are taking a stand AGAINST said cause.
An example of Facebook Guilt: I care about America’s soldiers – IF YOU CARE TOO YOU MUST REPOST THIS!!
by SmartassMommies May 4, 2012
Get the Facebook Guiltmug. When someone screws up on facebook so badly that it causes a shit storm of "defriending", "blocking" people, and general mayhem
I found out my ex-girlfriend was a whore and told everyone on facebook which caused a fury of deleting friends, being deleted and vilified on her friend's pages; a total Facebook Abortion
by Banging the Beldam January 13, 2010
Get the Facebook Abortionmug. The unconscious reflex that continually brings you back to Facebook without knowing how you got there.
Wait, why am I reading my middle school girlfriend's wall posts again?... Aw, damn you Facebook Reflex! Not again!
by Aplusbar January 14, 2010
Get the facebook reflexmug.