A kid who thinks he’s big and will tell other kids who he thinks feel like they’re big (these kids do not think they’re big) that they are small. He is the kind of person who likes to bully girls who simply roasted him one time. He seems nice until you know him, then he is a total violent dick who throws tantrums.
Random dude 1 : hey did you hear how jack keeps on trying to roast me
Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.
Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.
by A_dickhead_hater August 10, 2019
by Radicalross21 November 12, 2018
"I'M DYLAN BRETTTTTTTT"
by pseudonymous pseud December 28, 2017
leftist political streamer who risked his life by covering the chud invasions and the insurrection live in DC. He has a head of beautiful long brown hair.
by ThugScholar March 02, 2021
Dylan Crawford would be BEST friends with a girl named Taylor. She’s very hawt and soooo pretty. She will steal your hoe. So ladies watch out!! She’s also crazy and loves pps. Her catchphrase with her best friend taylor would be “my daddy’s big albino pp plant”
Dylan Crawford is adored by all bois
Boy: “Dylan is so hot, i wish she was mine”
Guy: “She was mine, but i lost her”
All the other boys: “Dylan’s are hawt”
Boy: “Dylan is so hot, i wish she was mine”
Guy: “She was mine, but i lost her”
All the other boys: “Dylan’s are hawt”
by ekeioe March 05, 2019
perfection. The hottest man alive. Likes to decapitate alpaca's which is cool. Is an actual person, so y'all non-believer's can join the cult right now. Smart, talks cute, and very charming. Follow him on @Dylan.Kroft on Instagram ;)
by peppa pigs rats bestfriends co October 23, 2019
by Dylan and Bella December 04, 2017