A rare form of inbred monkey that live primarily in used condoms, gutters, garbage disposals, and windmills. i.e. a monkey so gay, that its only form of employment is cleaning the cunts and nutsacks of transgender freaks. A fucked up monkey.
Raphael: Yo, what u got under ur bed?
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..
Demetri: Shit, piss, whiskey, and a Douche Monkey...
Raphael: Sweet, can I buy your Douche Monkey?
Demetri: Hell no, then no one would clean my balls!
Raphael: Ur a fucked up dude..
by cdogg23 November 8, 2007
Get the Douche Monkeymug. by Unflappable May 17, 2006
Get the douche bumpsmug. Douche Biggalo refers to a man that thinks he can get chicks but in reality he gets fat chicks or none at all. One must first qualify as a douche bag to earn the Douche Biggalo badge. Derived from Deuce Biggalo Male Giggalo whose standards are actually higher than a practicing Douche Biggalo.
"Douche Biggalo showed me her phone # but I thought it was her mesurements by the way she waddled over to him in the club."
by killa bsting April 21, 2006
Get the Douche Biggalomug. The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.
Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.
Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.
Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
by Awesome mc Awesome-son June 11, 2006
Get the douche douche twat twatmug. 1. someone who believes that architecture students should not concentrate on studio, but rather spaghetti diagrams and duct sizes.
2. someone who writes a song entitled "caffeine", sung to the tune of eric clapton's "cocaine."
3. someone who teaches environmental systems 2 at the university of houston college of architecture.
4. someone whose internet porn is the in form of WebCT.
5. "your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge... caffeine."
6. someone who fantasizes about having intercourse in the daylight simulation lab.
7. "drip it, steam it, pump it...cube it, cream it, lump it...caffeine."
8. someone who is obsessed with color-coded graphs that track student progress and understanding in his blatantly confusing and poorly directed class.
9. someone who disrupts the class more by bitching about it than the student who walks in 1.5 minutes late and is ergo held in his "late student holding pen" in the back (with zero visibility to the actual class "instruction")
10. someone who can go fuck their own point system and shove it up their ass.
2. someone who writes a song entitled "caffeine", sung to the tune of eric clapton's "cocaine."
3. someone who teaches environmental systems 2 at the university of houston college of architecture.
4. someone whose internet porn is the in form of WebCT.
5. "your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge... caffeine."
6. someone who fantasizes about having intercourse in the daylight simulation lab.
7. "drip it, steam it, pump it...cube it, cream it, lump it...caffeine."
8. someone who is obsessed with color-coded graphs that track student progress and understanding in his blatantly confusing and poorly directed class.
9. someone who disrupts the class more by bitching about it than the student who walks in 1.5 minutes late and is ergo held in his "late student holding pen" in the back (with zero visibility to the actual class "instruction")
10. someone who can go fuck their own point system and shove it up their ass.
students at the university of houston college of architecture all strongly believe that leonard bachman is a douche bag.
by fuck you bachman April 10, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel
by t/c May 5, 2008
Get the douche rocketmug.