Doing A Matthew

To do something retarded, against all logic even though there is a much more logical way to do it

That guy is cleaning the floor with his white sock, he is Doing A Matthew

by NonstopPanda July 8, 2017

Doil

Idiot, moron, foolish individual.

The correct spelling of the previous entry doyle which is in fact a surname.

Shut up ye doil... Eh? First class doil you mate.

by Mr Paradise September 19, 2017

doitfoemonta

doitfoemonta is a well known twitch streamer who is well known for doing song transition videos live with viewers. monta is infamous for eating loud while streaming

yo have u seen the song transition guy
i think his name is doitfoemonta

by kmgplug April 24, 2023

What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

by Deffry January 18, 2021

doing a Stafford

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.

- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.

by RamRafford August 5, 2010

doing a sean

A semi-sucidal drunken act of stupidity.

Clutching a few wine bottles while drowning. "He is doing a Sean."

by Jack & Sarah & James December 1, 2004

Doing it Live

Deciding how you're going to get home from the bars at the end of the night, instead of designating a driver or finding a place to crash.

"So I don't remember whose turn it is to drive tonight, I guess we'll just do it live."
"Look, man, we can just-"
"-WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!!"

by Randy Suave October 3, 2008