by VeganMama March 11, 2022
I an flappa dappa ding dong!
by Sxxxxxxa123 December 05, 2019
A person that you request by title on the telephone when you call and demand to speak to the booga wooga ding dong.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 14, 2023
“Last night my man’s toe-dinged me😊😊”
by Goonius III February 24, 2024
The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 09, 2023
by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017
(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.
("ding" as in "balDING")
hat scalp gross peacocking vanity
("ding" as in "balDING")
hat scalp gross peacocking vanity
Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."
Bro: "Wise choice bro!"
Bro: "Wise choice bro!"
by PieIDemandPie July 08, 2013