cum pistol

A deformed penis, the pelvic muscle underneath extends resembling a pistol like shape.

"Bob I dont know what the bulge in your pants is... is that a cum pistol?"

by Edzik June 30, 2008

Unicorn Cum

A shot created by some bad to the bone bartenders in College Station. It is copied in name alone, but only a select few know how to properly make it. It is not blue, purple, or red. It looks like a kamikaze and tastes like rainbows dancing across your tongue. After two, you might even slap a leprechaun.

I would like 3 unicorn cum shots please.

by Aggie05 September 10, 2011

cum crash

The sensation of extreme fatigue after blowing your load after sex or masturbation.

"I'm so exhausted; I can't move a muscle. I love sex but hate the cum crash afterwards."

by youwillsaywow March 25, 2010

Alan Cumming

A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.

I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."

Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.

Alan Cumming is a silver fox.

by talkcummingtome August 30, 2016

The Cum Man

The man that cums inside of women either causing them to get pregnant or just to creampie for fun.

⁶Gage is The Cum Man

by The Cum Man March 16, 2021

Cum jug

A large jug filled to the brim with cum. Male or female cum, It doesn’t matter. As long as it’s cum it goes in the cum jug.

Omg, wow! Hollie is drinking the cum jug!

by Lord Of Massive Balls April 27, 2021

Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.

Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!

by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010