In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
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"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023
Get the Couching mug.When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.
While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night
by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018
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Get the Behind The Couch mug.Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
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