cobalt effect

When you progressively get better

Look how sexy she is! The cobalt effect obviously works

by Cobalt82 June 4, 2018

Carbage

Empty potato chip bags, candy wrappers, water bottles, and other debris accrued in one’s car.

After I go on a road trip, my car is filled with carbage for weeks!

by RaechiePaechie March 5, 2019

Carbage

Food cups, wrappers, dirty diapers that litter the floor of your car.

When my mother drops me off at school all the carbage falls out.

by buckshot76 April 14, 2019

Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019

Cobra

A obviously risky and flagrant act. Derived from J.I. Joe's nemesis who adorned there secret base with a very large and inconspicuous Cobra insignia.

You were Cobra on that one.

by Glassoficewaterinhell July 24, 2019

Cobbage

When a sped chick can't say cabbage.

"THAT'S COBBAGE" Chick with 2 Chromosome left holding up a cabbage.

by Swimbleton September 19, 2019

Cobra Mom

A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020