Committal B

Committal Bangs - substantial and defined hair bangs/fringe

(Opposite of Non-Committal Bangs) according to a certain Long Island stylist. They 'commit' to being bangs, they do not blend in with the rest of your hair, and they contain more than 5 strands of cut hair.

I just got my Committal B's cut.

by ARIBABY April 8, 2010

Commentsate

When you have a conversation on facebook throuqh comments on a picture or status

DONT COMMENTSATE ON MY STATUS THATS ANNOYING

by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010

comment driveby

the act of writing random sayings, words, or anything else irrelivant in the comment section of a video, forum, etc.

hey bob, ya wanna go on youtube and do a comment driveby with me?

ninjadude46213- I like the part when the person does this thing with that other thing.
teddybearODoom46184-yeah, me too, and when that other guy does this thing with that other thing and made the thing explode.
randomcrab79421-testicles.....

by 13luD0G October 28, 2010

Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".

Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again

by Karrg0 November 28, 2010

comment crashed

when a comment on a status gets more like than the status itself. The status has been comment crashed.

James Baker
my girlfriend just said I'm the best boyf in the world.. jeal girls?
56 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Richard Taylor, Michael Yates and 2 others like this.

Adam Johnson kill yourself.
51 minutes ago · Like · 20 people

Michael Yates oohh dude you just got comment crashed
25 minutes ago - Like - 4 people

by isherwood December 1, 2010

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

comment rape

to comment over and over again on someones note or status

anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?

brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just

wanted to finish mine first.

anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too

by mindy444 February 19, 2011