This is the place where a man of low self esteem resides. Often fantasizing about his wife having sex with another man and enjoying the verbal humiliation he recieves.
Mark is definitely in the cuckold closet. He saw other men touching up on his wife at the bar and he decided to watch in awe instead of standing up for himself
by MantiTeosGF January 26, 2024
Get the Cuckold Closetmug. Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.
“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
by DrGreenT December 20, 2018
Get the closet tuggermug. The place where you stay to heal after a heart break. There's a bunch of people in there. Some people may even stay there forever.
by Mr Plenty August 16, 2022
Get the Healing Closetmug. A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.
"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
by karminova May 21, 2018
Get the closet chadmug. by WolfgangSpartacus April 22, 2018
Get the closet wildmug. A dom, usually one which, as the name suggests, is in the closet. They are usually inexperienced with sex.
This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
This is unlike a under-dom, as the closet dom does not want to believe they are a dom, or they want to be a sub, but in reality they cannot help themselves from their inner dom. Not to say they are particularly dominant in secret, but that they are in the end the dominant one.
by steelseries9 October 7, 2022
Get the closet dommug. by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018
Get the Sprinkler Closetmug.