Piercing Cheese

The smell that comes from streched earlobe piercings when you pull on them.

I almost puked when I smelled the piercing cheese coming from my streched ear.

by 420nikki August 8, 2006

Brown Cheese

Brown cheese is the drying spunk residue of particularly unclean anal sex with large amounts of fecal matter. The combination of drying gizz and faeces producing a cheesy substance.

The taste of which is particularly favoured by Norwegian men

John really enjoyed the brown cheese after his and Kristian's lustful night following their curry the night before.

by Gommwah August 18, 2010

Nacho Cheese

Cheese that's not yours

stop! that's nacho cheese it's mine!

by The great divider August 15, 2008

cock cheese

A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

cheese grater

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!

Man, last night I let some bogan bitch suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!

by davy_boy June 15, 2007

Commander in Cheese

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.

The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?

by Saeed Al Maktoum July 28, 2010

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

by Mr. Dumpling May 13, 2005