sex carpet

referring to a carpet in someone’s house that someone has or will have sex on

sure you can sleep on the sex carpet
yo i didn’t know you had a sex carpet

by zoesworld420 April 2, 2022

Carpet rat

A pussy ass bitch who thinks there something big

Justin’s a carpet rat

by The Pushin P January 24, 2022

Carpet muncher

A male or female who eats hairy c00chie

“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher”

“Nasty ahh carpet muncher”

by Lannah with the shyts November 26, 2021

Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

Carpet

(Noun) "Capet is a soft material usually laid on floors of houses to provide a soft surface on which to walk."
- GradeAUnderA 2015

(Adjective) To cover something, usually in a substance of some sort.

(Noun) "I just got a new carpet for my living room."

(Adjective) "We will now carpet the cake with frosting."

by ProfessionalRose November 25, 2022

carpet grin

When a cat opens it's mouth drawing air in and up into the Jacobson's organ to process the scent more deeply than your cat's nose can. Usually resulting in an open mouth grinning expression.

"What's on this blanket? The cats got a wicked carpet grin."
"Dale, the damn cat is grinning at the carpet again!"

by LordOftheTacos February 20, 2023

Carpet Bomb

Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.

She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.

by AyeMoney October 6, 2016