A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:
1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.
Chinese Water Torture is a very undignified way to go...
by Oni-91 October 27, 2007
When a guy "crab walks" while receving fellatio, making the girl crawl around on her hands and knees to follow him. His penis becomes the "Chinese Trailer Hitch".
Karl, I gave your mom the Chinese Trailer Hitch while she was blowing me over spring Break. Cesar did too!
by Cut Throat Paladin April 01, 2010
by wefjkweflikwfelwfe August 24, 2011
Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."
Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."
by CAC123 September 20, 2013
When something long-awaited that's usually in development hell, like a movie, video game, or album, falls short of its built-up hype when it's finally released. Named for the Guns N' Roses album of the same name, which after 15 years was finally released, to mediocre reviews.
by wantanabewasabe May 08, 2011
Borrowed from the concept of the famous kids toy the Chinese finger trap, the Chinese Dick Trap takes it to the next level. It begins with two men, one circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised man pulls back the foreskin and both men touch tips. From there they stretch the foreskin over the head of the circumcised male. They each begin to tug back and forth trying to get free. After finding a perfect rhythm of tugging the men will naturally get aroused leading to one or both ejaculating. The ejaculate will create a perfect lubricant freeing the men of the Chinese Dick Trap.
Susie was surprised when she walked into her husbands office and found he and his colleague were standing with their dicks firmly attached to one another rocking back and forth. In both a state of shock and awe she asked what was going only to have her husband explain The Chinese Dick Trap. Just as he finished the explanation there was an explosion from the foreskin spraying semen all over Susie and and the entire office. Susie quickly tasted the semen and determined her husband was the one who broke free winning the game.
by Work Head June 30, 2022
by gettingfriskey June 17, 2018