bum cringe

When something is so cringeworthy that is makes the cringe run down your spine to your arse.

That was so embarrassing it gave me a bum cringe.

by pinksalamander May 11, 2009

Bum-Punch

"Bum-Punch" the battle cry yelled before you playfully punch your partner in the bum. It only counts as a true Bum-Punch if it's yelled or sang seconds before impact.

"you cheeky sod, Bum-Punch!!"

"yelp!"

by Matt_Man July 19, 2016

bum buzzard

1. A bum buzzard is a derogatory term for a predatory homosexual man. Referring to how a buzzard would circle and swoop on it's 'prey' only in this instance the 'prey' being the bottom of another man.

2. General derogatory term used amongst male friends to imply homosexual tendencies.

1. " Check out that big guy over there, I'm telling you he's a fucking bum buzzard."

2. " Shut it and buy us a drink ya fucking bum buzzard."

by Joe 1968 April 7, 2008

bum a lift

To hitch a free ride whether by car or any other transport method.

Hey, your passing my way! Can I bum a lift please?

by Simple-UK September 19, 2020

bum tan

Getting that unique that no one but a bum can get from sitting in the sun for hours asking for change. Bum tans take about one summer to fully blossom.

A bum tan is generally super leathery and looks similar to what a construction worker's tan.

Have you seen John lately? He's got a sweet bum tan going on.

by loodpreh2010 July 17, 2010

Plum in the bum

To be annoying, much like "pain in the arse", more polite words to give the same message.

Steve, would you stop being a plum in the bum.

by Twisticals May 12, 2015

Hummus bum

Hummus bum is a description of a female from Toronto with a massive Butt with many cellulite marks but is still pleasing to the eyes.

Shorty over there has mad hummus bum in those leggings

by Koolkid8696 September 4, 2023