bro PhD

A person who uses broscience often to try to prove points or explain things. Usually the broscience comes directly from his mind with no outside sources and no experience with the topic he is talking about.

Bro PhD Kyle just tried to explain the creation of the HIV virus, of course talking straight broscience the whole time. I didn't believe a word he said.

by fatassbob March 12, 2010

Background bro

A bro that is always at a party but never seems to get in on drinking games or other party activities. He can be seen casually sipping at his beer whilst chilling from a distance or adding the occasional chuckle and/or witty comment. They are very rarely seen alone, usually in groups of 2 or 3 so as to seem like they are having fun. Can also be abbreviated to BGB.

Yeah guys I'm out this time, I'll just background bro it.

Yo get in on this kegstand, don't be such a background bro!

by Ginosnipe16 January 31, 2010

belltower bro

One of the Bro's who is especially hideous and/or bad with women. He can be likened to Quasimodo; When girls are around, he has to return to the belltower. Also referred to as a Quasibrodo.

Mike is a belltower bro. If he comes over we're all cock-blocked.

by Jet595 December 28, 2010

Derby bro

Similar to a derby wife, but with men. Usually.

He's not my derby wife! Stop calling him my wife! He's my derby bro!

by roxyhorror December 8, 2010

Bro opera

A soap opera that a guy can justify watching. Something that is based on something that men can relate to, without realizing they are watching a soap opera

Sons of Anarchy is a real bro opera, that me and all the guys talk about at work

by Bonesvette September 30, 2010

deja bro

The experience of inexplicable familiarity felt when seeing a bro in a social setting (e.g. a party). This familiarity is often inexplicable due to excessive consumption of alcohol by both parties. But following a conversation between the two bros and some hard thinking, it is usually surmised that they met in class, saw each other on campus, or ran into each other in some other random setting. This often leads to good-natured conversation about their limited commonality over drinks.

Bro #1: "Bro, I've got total deja bro right now? Where have I seen you before?"

Bro #2: "Yeah same, dawg. Did we have a finance class together or something?"

Bro #1: "Yeah! Now I remember, I was mad hungover when you did some dumb ass presentation or something!"

Bro #2: "Tight, bro! That makes two of us!"

(they high five, cheers their cans of Natty Ice, and chug)

by PTouch August 24, 2010

Bro Points

The internal confidence points gained by a bro when he does something manly. Could be any of the following: winning beer pong, sex... well, you get the idea. (Abbreviation in e-chatting could be simply "BP's")

Friend: "Dude, what happened after you left with Shayna last night?"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."

by jimmyeatworld517 November 12, 2010