Jesus bread

A supposed organic, gluten-free or other superfood product that makes extravagant claims.

I'm a hypochondriac and had ulcers and chronic diarrhea but a loaf of that Jesus bread fixed me right up.

by Twill_1 December 19, 2008

DooDoo Bread

DooDoo Bread can mean a multitude of different things, but mainly it is a phrase that can be put into any sentence to make whatever you are talking about more desirable. Used mainly by those who speak in ebonics or in variations of slang.

Look at the wheels on that whip, they definitely look like they put the doodoo bread on that ride.

Today I put doodoo on the bread.

Don't forget to put that doodoo on the bread.

Check out that whip, its got doodoo on the bread! They look very desirable.

by Jordan Keith cole July 13, 2008

The Bread Maker

The act of inserting bread ingredients into an others ass, and the fucking them so hard that after, the shit out a loaf of bread.

I gave hope The Bread Maker last night

by Saliferous July 25, 2016

breaded porkchop

a man with a hairy chest and back.

He took his shirt off by the pool and I realized he was a breaded porkchop.

by Katie Pecker March 13, 2008

John bread

Pitta bread. Derivation: someone (alright, me) pronouncing 'pitta' as 'peter', which became 'mark bread', then 'luke bread', and finally 'John bread.'

'Are we out of John bread again?'

by The Moai July 14, 2006

Jungle Bread

Another word for a watermelon.

Wow, those black people sure love their jungle bread!!!

by HybridAzn April 26, 2003

bread loaf

Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.

"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."

by Kfunky October 26, 2006