brandon maitchell

scary grinch with a shite trim and lots of red spots

has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her

overall proper bargain
emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs

emily:oh okay xx
by yer mawwwww October 14, 2020
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Brandon Taylor

One Righteous Dude who is a total stud that is respected by all that is good and Eminently feared by all that is evil.
When I grow up I don’t want to be a firefighter, or a policeman, or an astronaut, I want to be a Brandon Taylor.
by The wise And All Knowing September 09, 2019
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Brandon Vince

The name of someone who enjoys eating the contents of his pencil case, to prove that turtles are weak.
Brandon Vince is eating a ruler agen.
by PinkCorgi121 November 23, 2021
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Brandon LeRoy

A man who has taken it upon himself to combat what he hates most: racism.
Hey! Were you just talking to Brandon LeRoy? Yeah, he was going over his plan to combat racism by 2021!
by CombatorOfRacism_9 December 09, 2019
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Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20
I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy
by Sandman September 14, 2018
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gary brandon

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.
Man, that Gary Brandon dude is cool.
by Km$ney May 17, 2018
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