Piss Bottle Hoarder 

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.

That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, won’t even fix his toilet!

Piss Bottle Hoarder by No Mercy May 23, 2025

Piss Bottle Hoarder 

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles.

A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder, I’m not going in there anymore!

Piss Bottle Hoarder by No Mercy May 26, 2025

Piss Bottle Hoarder 

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles. Reasons unknown.

That dude’s a Piss Bottle Hoarder! He just sits on the couch surfing Internet porn, and pissing in Bottles!

Piss Bottle Hoarder by No Mercy May 29, 2025

Piss Bottle Hoarder 

A completely dysfunctional TRUMP SUPPORTER who surfs internet porn and fake news sites all day, not even getting up to pee, and then filling multiple bottles with piss around their house.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder! Won’t even get off the computer long enough to piss!

Piss Bottle Hoarder by No Mercy June 15, 2025

Water Bottle Sex 

Having sexual intercourse in a tightly cramped space (shower, car, pantry)

“Dude water bottle sex makes it hard to do so many positions”

Water Bottle Sex by masdadace August 11, 2025

Canadian Bottle Opener

Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.

I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.

Canadian Bottle Opener by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

Asian Bottle

When you and your partner dispense fecal matter into a bottle and insert the nozzle into the vagina and squeeze vigorously.

Honey I’m so horny let’s do the Asian Bottle

Asian Bottle by Coopuh January 5, 2026