Ball batter

Semen, cum, jizz, ball snot, splooge.

I covered my girl face with ball batter this morning.

by Taylor Ramsey May 18, 2018

Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.

"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life

Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

u better slay

when you slay harder than everyone else

woah besfran u better slayyyyy

by slay who? November 26, 2018

u better slay

when you slay harder than everyone else

woah besfran u better slay

by slay who? November 26, 2018

deserved better

when some shit you deeply wanted never happened to you

« Omg, Alex deserved better with Valentin! I can’t believe they’re not endgame! »

by stalex_parker February 19, 2019

a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.

Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."

by von groovy July 4, 2019