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Blowjob

Used as currency in prison

Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
by Despacito5 August 17, 2018
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grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.
Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 12, 2018
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Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
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Chipmunk Blowjob

When they suck your balls into their mouth and munch on them like a chipmunk
Dude she gave me a fucking chipmunk blowjob last night!
by DarkHallowed October 10, 2023
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Blowjob

Is when you blow on a other gender private parts
Yo That dudes blowjob felt so good
by sexxyopussom September 20, 2023
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Boronia Blowjob

When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.
I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.
by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023
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Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022
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