Don't let the ponies blind you

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

by catnaps April 29, 2010

Blind

A girl who has no ass at all.

Just extremely flat. Like a person with no eyes cant see and is blind, she doesn't have anything you can see and is blind.

What Sir-Mix-ALot doesn't want.

"When a girl walks in with a not so itty bitty waist
And a nothing in your face
You don't get sprung"

"Ooooo, that girl is blind!" - DC H.A.N.

"I don't see anything, she's blind!" -The Rescuer

"She got a donk, naa, she blind." - OKT

BWAB

by The Realest Friend June 7, 2011

blind jerk

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

by K Charb December 29, 2007

Blind woman

It's when you shoot your load all over a chic's eyes then knock her out with a upper-cut to the jaw. Upon awakening, she can't see 'cause her eyes are glued shut.

Yo, this ho was trippin so I blew it her eyes and gave her a blind woman, bitch better recognize!

by crazyboybg March 18, 2011

Bama Blinder

When a guy rests his nut sack on a girl's eyes-temporarly blinding her

Cliff: Man, if she can see straight, I don't know my business

Max: What do you mean?

Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!

by Rick Rick August 1, 2006

backlight blindness

loss of night vision by using an elecronic device with a backlight in an otherwise dark area

I was listening to my iPod last night, but it gave me a serious case of backlight blindness.

by deliqueena April 4, 2009

Bhindia

Derogatory term for India, with reference to it's cuisine. "Bhindi" is referens to Okra, although in this reference it comes from a combination of "Bharat" the hindi name for India and "Hindi" the principal language of India with the name of the country "India".

To the people from Bhindia

by ace009 August 25, 2010