Beat the Clock 

The act of seeing a Girls Gone Wild commercial come on the TV, preceding to gain erection, and reaching ejaculation prior to the end of the commercial.

Last night I couldn't sleep so I was watching TV and a new GGW commercial came on, I beat the clock.

Beat the Clock by fuck-cowbell-more-tits April 7, 2011

Beat a Trump supporter day 

Everyday is beat a trump supporter day so go for it! hehe

"God, those trump supporters are back it, running around, if only i could give one a good beating."

"Go for it lol. Everyday is Beat a Trump supporter day."

Beat a Trump supporter day by lololcalmurtitties November 25, 2020

Beat a Furry Week 

Beat a Furry Week happens on the 3rd week of November and furries are not allowed to fight back.

Did you hear that Adam beat 35 furries last week? It was Beat a Furry Week

Beat a Furry Week by SML64 November 28, 2020

Beat up Catchers Mit 

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

Beat up Catchers Mit by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

beat your shits up 

1. When one is about to KO in Super Smash Bros
2. When one is being attacked viciously by an angry Ridley.
3. When the Pirimids are trying to get all up ons and steal your key.

1. Man you're totally beating my shits up
2. That Ridley is going to beat your shits up
3. Those Pirimids are trying to beat your shits up for that fuckin key.

beat your shits up by Meta Knight September 29, 2008

Beat Off! 

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'

Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.

Beat Off! by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

beat a dead horse

the beating refers to the overusing of the "dead horse". Said horse is a metaphor for a joke, and the fact that it's no longer living implies that it's no longer funny

person1:hey...is that a dead horse
person2:uhhh.....yyy..yes i believe it is...why do you ask?
person1:oh no reason...say...you wouldn't wanna beat that dead horse would you?
person2:i thought you'd never ask
persons1+2 proceed in beating the dead horse
five minutes later, cop enters
cop:hey are you beating that dead horse?
persons1+2:yes...
cop:...well...care if i join you?
persons1+2:not at all
cop starts shooting horse whilst the tho persons continue to beat it with sticks, fade to black, THE MORE YOU KNOW enters along with someone from Friends talkin' about some stupid crap.THE END...But is that really the end?...Yes, yes it is...Or is it?

beat a dead horse by liamofthe----- April 6, 2004